Cat Tips!
Common Sense Human Training:
- If a human is trying to teach you a trick by holding
out a piece of meat in her hand, sink your teeth and claws into her hand,
and get the food when she drops it.
- Teach your human how to accept the truth. If she spends
her entire allowance on a stupid cat toy for you, sniff it and walk away.
- If your human companion is missing out on middle-of-the-night
play time, jump on the bed and walk on her face until she wakes up.
- Keep your human companion alert by pouncing from behind
the couch and burying your teeth into her ankle.
What
I Learned From The Christmas Holidays:
- If a Christmas tree ornament is interesting, knock it
off and watch it break.
- If a Christmas present under the tree contains food,
shred the wrapping paper, and eat the food.
- If there are popcorn strings around your Christmas tree,
climb up into the tree, and eat them.
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